ONE:
Stop posting multiple bulletins!!! People will read your bulletin if they really want to! Or even, please stop saying, “READ ME”, like I said, people would read it if they want to !!

TWO:
To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? I am sure that you don’t know half of your the people!! You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE:
Don’t ever post pictures and say
“OMG, I’m so ugly”
“OMG, I’m so fat”
Because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. And if you do, you are a fucking idiot.

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FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.

FIVE:
Quit crying because you’re not on someones featured friends. Who cares? IT’S THEIR PROFILE!!! NOT YOURS !!!

SIX:
Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking
“What’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up dumb ass!!!

SEVEN:
6th graders who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT:
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend.  Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE:
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people’s brains.

TEN:
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like “Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight”,

OR

“Some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom”

Please friendster losers…QUIT BEING A DUMB ASS!!

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.

Anyway, now everyone go to Facebook and Twitter !!