Ok, last time we talked about 10 Funny Things about India Bollywood Movies, now…it’s time for 10 Things and Stuffs you would find only in China Kungfu Movies and you would not find these in your daily life.

1. Become the parents of the Hero is always unlucky and shit fate, because it’s usually got killed by a villain when the Hero is still young, and the Hero become orphans, then he continue to learn martial arts to do revenge, and so on, etc…

Jet Li - Fearless - One of Chinese Kungfu Movie

2. When someone got a serious wound and dying, he/she always successfully survive and say a few sentence to revel the murderer / villain before his head droop and finally stating his / her own condition that he / she really dead.

3. People who are master of advanced KungFu, can fly to the top of the roof and to the top of the tree and can travel long distance without get sweaty. However, when walking in the middle of city and villages they still have to walk or horseback riding…

4. The Hero does not need to get work or job to earn money, but always have gold money and silver to pay their food. (maybe the Hero contact bandits to force to get money? …. hehehe…)

5. The Hero and the villain will always can meet each other even though their Country is very wide and no matter wherever they are. (Although there was no mobile phone).

6. Healing the wounds in the body is enough by just sitting with-legged, hand palm on the knee and then suddenly smoke out of the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuffs in their long-sleeve shirt and they never drop them. Especially so many metal, gold, silver … and various bottle of medicines of poison healer.

8. The Hero must be can drink alcohol, even more when get mad / angry, once drink he can drink drums by drums (5-10 drums), like a Jacky Chan, the Drunken Master.

9. Before died, the master can transfer the inner energy to the student by paste hands onto the student shoulder so easily and fast. It’s even beating out the speed of USB cable and infra red or bluetooth nowadays.

10. The great thing is, if a woman wear a man costume or suit, and with a woman voice, but the man around or the KungFu master guys around not even realize that it is a woman (Like a Hua Mu Lan movie), must be through the process of accidentally touching the breast of the woman, then the man finally realize it. (Oh My God, it’s a Coquettish Hero…, PERVERT !!)