10 Things and stuffs in India Movies that you would not find it in your real life:

1. A man would not feel any pain during a big fight but will plaintive pain when a woman try to clean the wound.

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2. The Hero Man never fall in love with a Hero Woman unless before they dance under the rain.

3. Once a woman take a make-up, it’s never faded, even when raining and when other time.

4. The two lovers can dance in the middle of blank field and we don’t know where the 100 other people come from and suddenly rejoin them to dance together with them. (Michael Jackson background dancers are beat out, India dancers people has more than Michael Jackson background dancers).

5. On the final round, the Hero will find that the villain character which he fight is actually his own relative, old woman which he is looking for is actually his own mother and the head of inspector is his own father and also he judge lawyer is his uncle and so on, etc…

6. The English words that usually appear are (usually spoken quite loud between sentences) “No Problem!”, “My God!”, “Get Out!”, “Shut up!”, “Impossible!”, “Please Forgive Me!”

7. They are tumbling and running rotating while singing and suddenly appear again with different suit or clothes.

8. They can running rotating coconut tree, singing, looked and gazed each other, avert tempt and change clothes at the same time and without inhale (without breath)…

9. The Hero forbidden to see a tree and electricity pillar, he must be dance first and go around / rotating and suddenly his woman appear, I wonder this India Bollywood film must be 3 hours or more. You are not loss anything…saving your money watching it…

10. The Hero tears and the woman tears easy to tear down like a vessel faucet, but also it’s quickly to dry and directly go DANCE….BRAVO….