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15 characteristics or signs that a Man is not young anymore

Naked old man riding bicycle

Naked old man riding bicycle

1. Distance more far when reading, and distance nearer when peeing

2. In the past, man sleeping in face-to-face position with woman, but now the position is buttocks-to-buttocks (for whom has been married)

3. In the past, love to use perfume, but now often to use wind-proof oil (if a mechanic, use a oil for vehicle’s machine)

4. In the past, had sex 12 times in a month, now in a month not always at least once

5. In the past, its penis is very hard when waiting, but now it’s very long to wait its to be hard (haha….it’s begin adult content)
6. In the past, it’s directly “ON” (in sex?), but now directly “DOWN” (what is down? dick or penis? Hey, it’s the same !!)

7. In the past, often whistling to girls, but now whistling to birds (or penis? dick?)

8. In the past, its urine is salty, but now its urine is sweet (diabetes?)

9. In the past, often to go eat in delicious restaurants, but now often to eat medicines

10. Previously, sacrifice health for wealth, but now sacrifice wealth for health (it’s true…)

11. Before, criticize older generation, but now reprove younger generation (hm…)

12. In the past, dreaming to change the world, but now becomes insomnia because the world continues to change.

13. In the past feels resentful because did not give him, but now irritated because now he has been charged (for what? sex?)

14. In the past, hunting for pleasure (for what? sex again?), but now hunted by repentence (forgive me….God)

15. Before, often point his little finger, but now holding up index finger (what’s this? Nothing related here….hehehe….nothing important,forget it, I just want to make it 15, but don’t know what else hahaha..)

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2 Comments »

2009-07-07 14:07:20

Blogroll links aint that great :P but i am not the admin… :P … Just Telling :P :D

 
Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-07-09 19:11:13

So give me suggestion how to make blogroll links great !!

 
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