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15 things you can do in a elevator other than waiting – part 1

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If you think that the stupid thing someone could do like lick a feces to know it’s real or not, is not funny at all. Then you should check this out….

1. When you only two people inside with the person you don’t know, dab the shoulder! Then you look to other places as if nothing happen…

2. Press elevator button and then you faking as if you contact with electricity … Finally you then smiling… and ….. repeat again.

3. Put a grimace face in pain while holding your head and vituperate: “SHUT UP, everyone SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!”

4. Use your mobile phone, call Psychologist and asking whether he know what floor you are now.

5. Take a camera and take pictures of all people inside the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator. If there is someone want to go inside the elevator, ask the person whether already made an appointment or not?

7. Put chessboard on the elevator floor and engage all the people inside, perhaps there is someone want to play.

8. Put a plastic bag on the corner, if there is someone go inside, ask them whether they can hear a sound “tik..tik..tik..”

9. You are faking as a stewardess! Show flight safety procedures, such as in the aircraft/plane.

10. When the door close, give announcement to the people: “Relax, don’t panic, wait and it will certainly opened again!”

11. Open your bag, while you are looking inside the bag, ask: “Have you got enough air inside?”

12. Silent and do not move at all in the corner, facing the wall, and never exit.

13. Bring puppet show doll and use it to chat with the people near to you.

14. Listen to the voice on the elevator walls with the stethoscope.

15. Make a line on the floor around you using a chalk and says: “This is my territory !!!”

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Comment by David Subscribed to comments via email
2009-05-01 05:02:52

Lv,

LOL reading these! Some one could do anywhere in the world.

#3 might get one into trouble here in the U.S.A.
#8 WOULD likely get one arrested here. People can recieve jail time for making fake bomg or anthrax threats here. Since September 11 people are vary wary of any statement or spoken word that might be considered a terrorist threat.

BTW, I read sone of your 9/11 facts. Quite a few a factually incorrect. That does not bother me as much as some of the crude responses and names some people responding to that post called you. There are some very low class people out in this world, and they do not no how to disagree with another person without lowering themselves to crude language.

I like your writing, and your English is mostly understandable.

David

 
Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-05-03 16:30:47

Hi there David,

Sorry a bit late for this reply as I am in Holiday of Labor day :-) It’s a long nice weekend :-p

Hey nice comment for number #8, a bit new knowledge to me here since I am not living in USA so I wouldn’t know that thing.

For your #3 comment, is that really seriously we get into real trouble when say something that rude? Well, I saw that in movies, maybe I am too much watching coarse language movies… :-)

Thanks for your comment tough, nice to hear that you are enjoy my reading. I use the easy level language in English, because I think this way can broaden the non-really-english readers :-)

 
Comment by LimPek
2009-05-08 22:02:33

lol..if im alone at elevator..i will jumping inside..

LimPek’s last blog post..Bra Code

 
Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-05-08 23:14:22

If you alone in the elevator….you jumping inside….then be careful if you do so hard…the rope for the elevator will break and you are in danger … :-)

OR

when you want to go out, once the elevator door open, the security guy stand in front of the door and will speech you :-)

OR

ah..too many or….too many stupid imagination….sorry :-) lol…

 
Comment by KonstantinMiller
2009-07-07 02:05:35

I think I will try to recommend this post to my friends and family, cuz it’s really helpful.

 
Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-07-09 19:15:40

Do you have any idea or suggestion to let visitors always visit my site?

 
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