A student ask a teacher, “what is love?”
The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the padi field and choose the biggest padi and come back  But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

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What is Love?

Girl:I love you.
Boy:lalalalala.
Girl:cant you hear me?
Boy:lalalalalala.
Girl:(walking off).
Boy:where are you going?
Girl:home.
Boy:let me send you home.
Girl:no need.
Boy:what happened.
Girl:nothing.
Boy:then why you dont want me to send you home.
Girl:ask yourself.
Boy:what did i actually did?

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I Love You but you don’t know it

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

“To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at The Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset – I shall be back home before midnight.”

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To my Dear Wife