Elevator ads show insides breast

If you think that the stupid thing someone could do like lick a feces to know it’s real or not, is not funny at all. Then you should check this out….

1. When you only two people inside with the person you don’t know, dab the shoulder! Then you look to other places as if nothing happen…

2. Press elevator button and then you faking as if you contact with electricity … Finally you then smiling… and ….. repeat again.

3. Put a grimace face in pain while holding your head and vituperate: “SHUT UP, everyone SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!”

4. Use your mobile phone, call Psychologist and asking whether he know what floor you are now.

5. Take a camera and take pictures of all people inside the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator. If there is someone want to go inside the elevator, ask the person whether already made an appointment or not?

7. Put chessboard on the elevator floor and engage all the people inside, perhaps there is someone want to play.

8. Put a plastic bag on the corner, if there is someone go inside, ask them whether they can hear a sound “tik..tik..tik..” Continue Reading »
15 things you can do in a elevator other than waiting – part 1

15 years prisoner escaped

If you think that gay rooster having a running race for 100 meters is not funny at all, maybe this one will attract you a bit…..

A prisoner who receive a sentence for 15 years prison successfully escaped. In his travel to escape, he find a house and break into the house for the money and weapons as his stocks. But what he found is a couple husband and wife who was sleeping on the bed.

That prisoner ordered the husband to get down from the bed and tied his up on a chair. Then while he bind up the wife to the bed, the prisoner kiss the wife’s neck, and he hastenly go the bathroom. Continue Reading »
A 15 years prisoner just escaped from a prison looking for money and weapons (or looking for sex?)

Do not regret when your woman crying

Sometimes, a woman or a girl has unique characteristics like always get jealous. If they have a boyfriend, it will make their boyfriend awry and hard to be a man.

To make girls happy, is not so much, but it’s quite a tough job. Sometimes, as a man, there must be someone wanted a perfect wife. But Women sometimes never think what guys ever think, never think how the way guys think as described in what are the secret of guys, while Women demand things wishing to have a true boyfriend. There is a prove that Women themselves are impossible to be pleased.

But now, sometimes we have to see the facts when Women are crying…

If a woman crying in front of you, that means she is no longer can hold her cry.
If you hold her hands when she is crying, she will stay with you throughout in your entire life.
If you let her go, she will never come back as how she is at the first. Forever….

A woman will not cry that easily, unless in front of the people that she loves greatly, she becomes weak.
A woman will not cry that easily, unless she is really love you, she will turn her selfish down.

Hi all of men, if a woman was crying because of you, please hold her hands with the understanding.
She will be the person who will remain and stay with you in your entire life.
Hi all of men, if a woman was crying because of you, please do not waste it.
Perhaps because of you decisions, you will damage her life. Continue Reading »
What a Man Should Do If a Woman Crying In Front Of You

fridge coca cola of a coke can

If you know about 40 amazing facts or 92 interesting stuffs, I think I miss the magic about Coca Cola or Pepsi Coke here..Check this out..

Why COKE in Coca cola or Pepsi are taste sooo damn good..? Here is the fact (or fictitious?)

To clean blood from highway:
In many states of United States, the highway patrol got about 8 liters of Coke in the trunk to clean it

Magic of T-bone steak:
Put it in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

To clean a toilet:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola in toilet bowl. Wait for it, then pour it, wait for one hour magic, and then flush clean it. Sitric acid in the Coca – Cola removes stains from ceramics (vitreous china).

To clean the car carburetor:
Mixed a can of Coca-Cola in the carburetor. Heat engine for 15-30 for minutes. Then let the engine cold, after that throw carburetor’s water. You will see rust falling and gone together with the water.

To remove the dots from a rusty chrome bumper cars:
Scrub the bumper with a crumpled-up of a piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil soaked in the Coca-Cola

To clean corrosion from the car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola at the top battery terminals to clean way the Corrosion.

To loosen rusty bolts:
Scrub on a rusty bold using a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola. Continue Reading »
The amazing truth about coke drinks – (coca cola or pepsi) Part 1

Driving and talking - accidents

Have you read zodiac in kissing? or zodiac in sex?. Here you got some about driving..

If you want to join and go with someone’s car, you should ask first to the person who drive, what is the driver’s Zodiac? If it’s Libra or Aquarius better you just take on foot. The group of Libra or Aquarius are the group that most easily got accident based on noted statistics.

There are zodiac which tend to have accidents and there are who rarely have accidents. The following is the details by Zodiac and ordered from Best to Worst:
1. Libra
Libra does not like to take a decision quickly while when you are on the road you can not waste your time. They are the most drivers who got accidents.

2. Aquarius
They are easily affected by emotions, love to speed…

3. Aries
Have a character “ME FIRST” like a children, so that often to troublemaker in the streets.

4. Pisces
Hobby to daydream (think nothing and blank mind), even when in a speed on the toll road or highway.

5. Scorpio
Love to revenge. So, on the streets, if someone drive over them, Scorpios will reply it….to take revenge…. Continue Reading »
Driving and its accidents probability based on Zodiac

Internet addiction - Request time out

From the results of the survey on the occurrence of signs which concluded as addicted on internet are:

1. The wedding’s gift (which is usually gold wedding ring) which you requested on the wedding day is a set of a computer and modem. Cash !!

2. The bell in your home, the message is: “Click here to continue”.

3. The bathroom door is written a message: “This site contains adult material, please verify your age”.

4. You asked a post officer delivery while delivering christmas card whether there is a NEW EMAIL for you.

5. Your dream when you are sleeping always beginning with “http://www.” Continue Reading »
12 Signs Of Computer Internet Addiction