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Archive for May, 2009



Why love always torture, painful, agony? – That is called true love

Saturday 23 May 2009 @ 5:55 pm

Unscientific Answers about TRUE LOVE!! Make sure you know already what is the differences between love or just care or just like :-0

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing, And your voice caught within your chest?
It isn’t Love, it’s Like.

You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?
It isn’t Love, it’s Lust.

Are you proud, and eager to show them off?
It isn’t Love, it’s Luck.

Do you want them because you know they’re there?
It isn’t Love, it’s Loneliness.

Are you there because it’s what everyone wants?
It isn’t Love, it’s Loyalty.

Do you stay for their confessions of Love, because you don’t want to hurt them?
It isn’t Love, it’s Pity.

Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?
It isn’t Love, it’s being unconfident.

Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat?
It isn’t Love, it’s Infatuation.

Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?
It isn’t Love, it’s Friendship.

Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of?
It isn’t Love, it’s a Lie.

Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake?
It isn’t Love, it’s Charity.

Then what is called love?? Continue Reading »
Why love always torture, painful, agony? – That is called true love

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Learn your life from writing on the sand or stones

Saturday 23 May 2009 @ 5:20 pm

This is a story about two best friends that is walking across the desert sand. In the way, they were fighting, and one of them slapping his friend. The one got slap, the heart was hurt, but with no speaking, he was writing on the sand: “TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND SLAP MY FACE.”

They were continue walking, until then find an Oasis, where they decided to take a bathe.  The friend who got slapped on his face and hurted heart, tried to swim but nearly swamp, and then successfully rescued by his friend.When he began to feeling sober and the feeling of fear has been gone, he was writing in a stone: “TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND SAVING MY LIFE.” Continue Reading »
Learn your life from writing on the sand or stones

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10 things losers do on Friendster – Hey, It’s facebook and twitter now !!

Thursday 21 May 2009 @ 9:03 pm

ONE:
Stop posting multiple bulletins!!! People will read your bulletin if they really want to! Or even, please stop saying, “READ ME”, like I said, people would read it if they want to !!

TWO:
To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? I am sure that you don’t know half of your the people!! You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE:
Don’t ever post pictures and say
“OMG, I’m so ugly”
“OMG, I’m so fat”

Because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. And if you do, you are a fucking idiot.

Friendster logo

Friendster logo

FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded. Continue Reading »
10 things losers do on Friendster – Hey, It’s facebook and twitter now !!

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You can not backward your life or time – Only forward – So value your time

Wednesday 20 May 2009 @ 9:55 pm

Freebsd with hammer

Freebsd with hammer

Life is not a DVD player

This story is a “true story”, believe it or not. The story have occurred in United States, America. A man drive home a new truck which he proud of it, and then he leave the truck while to do other activities. His son aged 3 years old very happy to see the new truck, he hit the truck using a hammer to the new truck. As a result, the new truck’s painting have scratches and have damaged car’s body. The man then run approaching his son and hit his own son, he hit son’s hands with hammer as a punishment.

After the father quiet again and feel satisfied hitting his son, he then immediately bring his son to the hospital. Continue Reading »
You can not backward your life or time – Only forward – So value your time

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Could you believe that you could actually understand what is written?

Tuesday 19 May 2009 @ 10:25 pm

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The

phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,

aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde

Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht

oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the

olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit

and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you

can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos

not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but

the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh

and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was

ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet

it.

OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS.

CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP

TGOHUH, “ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READTHIS…CAN YOU?”

Increase a number…

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30 working ethics – Is good work ethic is outgoing personality

Monday 18 May 2009 @ 10:55 pm

30 working ethics (which one is you??)

1. Outgoing personality: Rare in the same place!! Always traveling.

2. Great presentation skills: Clever to bullshit.

3. Good communication skills: Always chatting, chat in here and chat in there.

4. Works first!: Confused thinking about soul mate couple.

5. Active socially: Like to finish eat other people’s food Continue Reading »
30 working ethics – Is good work ethic is outgoing personality

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