A lion with a haughty and arrogant take a walk in the middle of the forest. The edge of forest, the Lion met with a set of monkeys, and says:
“Auuuumm, hey ugly Monkeys, who is the greatest in the forest?”
Then the monkey said, “Of course you, the lion, master”.

Then the lion went, until the Lion in the jungle to meet with a bunch of Wolf,
“Auuuuuummm, hi sly Wolves, who was most feared in the forest?”
Wolf also said, “Of course you are the host, my Lion”.

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The King of Lion Scared Of Big Elephant

Ali see a specialist genitals Doctor. He said: “Doc, I have a problem, but Doc, you must first promise not to laugh later, ok?”

“No worries, … I promise not to laugh at you. That violates the oath of medicine.” , the doctor replied it simply.

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Doctor Laugh a Customer Who Has a Dick Pencil Diameter

There are young families, just had a 5 years old boy named Indra. They live in housing type 21. Because the house is only 21 type, it’s only has 1 bedroom, practically for them: father, mother, and children sleeping in one room and one bed.

Actually there is no problem, just every time the father and mother would like to sleep, they are playing as if a mouse and cat, because they want to wait till Indra to sleep. To ascertain whether Indra has slept or not, they test it by just call Indra. If Indra responded that means he is not sleeping, when Indra was silent means he has slept, means safe for action (read: sex).

One night they were in the mood for action (read: sex), they saw that the Indra was asleep. So the father tried to call for testing.
Father: “Indra?!”
Indra: “Yes, dad?”

Wow, Indra was not asleep. They had to wait. Half an hour later, the mother turns to try testing again.
MOM: “Indra?!!!”
Indra: “Well, mom?”

Indra: “Crazy, he hasn’t sleep yetl!” Continue Reading »
I Want To Come Cum Out Too

There was one visit to the TAPOS Ranch Cow by harmonious family audience, TAPOS guide here reported that the cow is very healthy and strong.

The guide: “Ladies and gentlemen, this cow from New Zealand is very strong 5 times a day having sex.”

The Mothers bumped her own husband: “You See … 5 times a day, can you do that …?”

The guide: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is a more stronger Australian cow, a day can have 10 times sex.”

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Healthy Cow Cattle Having Sex More Than 10 Times

“I was really really upset!”

“Oh yeah? Why?”, asked his friend.

“I’m acquaintances with a cute and hot girl in the cafe yesterday, then I went to her home, she invite me to do sex, but we just opened our clothes, suddenly her husband back home. I startled and jumped straight into the bedroom window hiding draped over the window with my finger.”

“Shit, you are so fucked up”, his friend said.

“Yeah, but it was nothing”, continued the guy

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I Very Upset Angry and Mad After Meet Hot Girl

Tjenarvi.com – As a lover which give attention to his partner, you’ll want to occasionally praise to him. But after you compliment, the fact he becomes upset and think you’re insulted him? Even the little things that you say are considered attacking him. Why? What are the hell kind of praise that hated by men? Here are the 4 praise that hated by most men, so be careful when you give him praise and your compliment…

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4 Praises Compliment Hated By Men