30 working ethics (which one is you??)

1. Outgoing personality: Rare in the same place!! Always traveling.

2. Great presentation skills: Clever to bullshit.

3. Good communication skills: Always chatting, chat in here and chat in there.

4. Works first!: Confused thinking about soul mate couple.

5. Active socially: Like to finish eat other people’s food

6. Independent worker: busy themselves, other people does not know what he/she is working.

7. Quick thinking: Clever giving a course

8. Careful thinker: Can not take a decision

9. Good thinker for difficult jobs: Get success because of others hard works.

10. Good leadership: The voice is too loud.

11. Good judgment: Always lucky.

12. Good sense of humor: Have a lot of stock of porn humors.

13. Career minded: Love to say bad things of other peoples work.

14. Loyal: Can not get jobs in other companies.

15. Great value of company: Come to office in a sharp time.

16. Good credibility: Always in deb! Credit card collector.

17. Private company employee: Clever to find a place and time to sleep.

18. Wide knowledge: Always browsing !! Always downloading…!!

19. Open minded: Love to spy other’s people email.

20. Efficient worker: Chasing on money efficiency.

21. Good team work: Fast in making team … if there is a lot of work to do.

22. Potential worker: Always looking for jobs !!

23. Entrepreneurship minded: The mind cannot be managed!! Always want to work by himself.

24. Key person: Holding office’s key … like to work overtime.

25. Good vision: Have a lot of stock of porn images.

26. Good listener: Like to gossip, like to over-listening somebody’s conversation.

27. Problem solver: The right problem to be mad with if there is a problem.

28. Good emotional intelligence: Solving problems by rattling and angry.

29. High intelligence quotient: The intelligence is not clear.

30. Good management: Have an assistant, consultant and outsource.

So, what would you choose? I would prefer No. 1 !! Outgoing personality, so that nobody knows how I work and what I would do outside of the office !! Yeah !!