15 years prisoner escaped

If you think that gay rooster having a running race for 100 meters is not funny at all, maybe this one will attract you a bit…..

A prisoner who receive a sentence for 15 years prison successfully escaped. In his travel to escape, he find a house and break into the house for the money and weapons as his stocks. But what he found is a couple husband and wife who was sleeping on the bed.

That prisoner ordered the husband to get down from the bed and tied his up on a chair. Then while he bind up the wife to the bed, the prisoner kiss the wife’s neck, and he hastenly go the bathroom. While the prisoner inside the bath room, the husband whispering to his wife:

“Mom, this man is a prisoner who just escaped from a prison, you can see it from his suit. He is a criminal. He maybe already too long stayed in the prison and missed a woman in a long time. I’ve already seen how he kissed your neck. If he wants to have sex with you, do not decline it, but serve it, do not complain, do whatever he wants, give him satisfaction. This person is dangerous, if he is angry, he can kill us. So darling, PLEASE HANG ON….DARLING… PLEASE……I LOVE YOU…!!”

Then the wife replied,

“Actually, He did not kiss my neck. But he just whispered to me and said that he is a gay and he thinks that you are too sexy and asked me whether we have cream in our bathroom. Do not deny it, do not decline it, serve him, he is very dangerous, do not complain, do whatever he wants, give him SATISFACTION…So hang on darling….I LOVE YOU TOO…!!”