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A bitch or whore girl having a birth of a baby in hospital (sex with dog?)

There is a girl which is a bitch/whore in a hospital would like to birth a baby, struggling very hard to birth her baby. That girl request the Doctor who helping to getting birth, to point out each characteristics from the head to the foot of the baby.

Doctor: “Pull your breath slowly, one…., two…., three….!”

Bitch girl: “Aaaww, Oooww, that’s hurt.” (groaning)

Doctor: “When you make love, it feels good, right? Then don’t feel pain/hurt now.” (The Doctor said while smiling)

Whore or bitch having birth sex with dog

Whore or bitch having birth sex with dog

Bitch girl: “If I knew this, I would not want to birth a baby.”

Doctor: “Yes, OK, now better get quick, the baby’s head is appear now.”

While the Doctor give some supports and spirit to the girl, the Doctor mentioning the baby’s characteristics starting from her womb.

Doctor: “It’s blond hair.”

Bitch girl: “If I am not wrong, that time I made love first time with England man.”

Doctor: “It’s sharp sighted eyes, like an Asian.”

Bitch girl: “When my fetus was at 1 month age, I had sex with Chinese.”

Doctor: (the Doctor no comments and speechless) “It’s sharp nose and the chin is slightly taper.”

Bitch girl: “I’ve ever had sex with Dutch man. If I am not wrong, my womb was at 3 months age.”

Doctor: “The hands are rather short, the body is glob and the skin is sawo cooked.”

Bitch girl: “Wow, that’s the result played sex with indigeneous Southeast Asian people (Southeast Asian: Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc.), when my womb just at 5 months age.”

Doctor: “This baby dick/penis is huge, and it’s black !!” (A great surprise)

Bitch girl: “Doc, that’s the result sex with the Arabs, when my womb at the age of 6 months.

Doctor: “Feet are long and wide!!”

Bitch girl: “That’s when my womb at the age of 8 months lately, I played sex with Mesir people. But Doctor, I am a bit curious that I haven’t heart the voice of crying, can the baby cry?

Then the Doctor clap the baby’s ass 3 times, then the baby suddenly crying very loud like normal babies.

Bitch girl: “Thank God, the baby can cry, I thought the baby will barking, because the last time I made sex was with a DOG !!.” (While then the whore girl feels relieved because the baby is survived)

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5 Comments »

Comment by shraqs
2009-04-15 18:47:45

This one is really funny.

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Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-04-15 21:12:27

Hi there,

You visit my blog, thanks mate!! Yes, I got bunch of humors stuff, more will come a lot, soon :-) Almost everyday I update this blog. Thanks again

Best Regards

 
Comment by KrisBelucci
2009-06-02 09:24:03

Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting. I’ll definitely be coming back to your site.

 
Comment by tjenarvi.com
2009-06-03 13:48:58

Hey there KrisBelucci,

Thanks for your comments and appreciation !! Be sure to come back, a lot of great posts waiting for you !!

 
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