A grandmother, a pretty young woman, an army man, and a young man in a train

Once upon a day in an economy class train, four people sitting opposite each other and they do not know each other. There are a grandmother who is busy chewing betel. Beside it sits a young woman, very beautiful and tantalize. Right in front of them, there is a stupid soldier strong army officer with a full soldier/army clothing suit plus full cross mustache. The army sits next to a young man who seemed a modest and retiring man. The train then enters a tunnel, and the atmosphere in the train becomes dark. Suddenly it heard the sound of kissing (like:Muach…!!) then followed by a slap face sound

The grandmother said, in the heart: “I feel pity for this pretty young virgin woman beside me. Seems it become a harassment object!”

The pretty young woman said in the heart: “I feel pity about the kiss sound beside me, it must be for the grandmother, old lady. It must be between the two men in front of me want to kiss me, but wrong kissed, someone kissed the grandmother instead. Hehe, screw you guys!”

The army man said while rubbing and wiping his face, said in the heart: “Shit…! Who kissed who? I didn’t kiss someone, but why I got slap? I am so fucked up…Shit, If I knew it in the first time, it’s better I kiss that sexy girl first.”

The youung man said in a simple-hearted: “Hehehe I don’t know when I can able to slap an army man again, it was a great time to do that, I feels really good. He must be didn’t know that I kissed my own hand, hahahaha….”