Hell in fire

Screen Saver for Mr. Bill Gates

Bill gates (the founder of Microsoft) has died.  He then met God…

God: “Allright, Bill, I am really confuse with this.  I am not sure where I should put you, to hell or heaven.”
Bill: “God, please let me see how is the heaven and how is the hell looks like.God brings Bill to hell.  This hell he found out a beauty place and clean.  It got hot girls with sexy clothes. In Bill’s heart, if the hell like this, what is the heaven looks like?

God then brings Bill to heaven.  In heaven, Bill saw a place with a lot of cloud. He feels a very peacefully place but a bit bored.  He then said, “Hmmm, I think, I will have fun in hell.”

Alright, the God said.  Two weeks later, God wants to check Bill condition.  God saw Bill inside a dark alley and Bill is yelling out loudly in the middle of fire.

God: “How are ya doing, Bill?”
Bill: “It’s full of suffering, GOD !!”
Bill: “Where are those hot sexy girls, God? And where is those beautiful sand?”
God astonished and said, “Bill, bill … That was only SCREEN SAVER !!!”