Before leaving, all sections has been examined by a party chairman,

“Health section is ready?”
“Ready to pack everything is available and sufficient for the purposes for camping!”, Said Health Sie.

“Section transportation?”, Said Mr. Chairman.
“Ok boss, even we have excess car!!”, Said sie transportation.

Until the end of Section Equipment: “How about yours equipment and a tent?”
“Rr .. rr ….. rr. .. rrr.” said the stammering stuttering.

and this unfinished speak, cut by the Chairman and was not impatient: “Fine if it’s ready, we are leaving … pull it out, go go go!!”

The group camping is leaving. Arriving at the location:
“Let’s unload and set up fire wood, food, and set up the tent!”

When all sections busy doing their job, Mr. Chairman found that the stutter was still quietly sitting and looking at his friends on busy.

“Heh … where is tent? Put it on!!” chairman asked

“Mmmm … Mi…Missss itttt. … Bbboss!!” replied stuttering.

“Well what happened to you … it would be dangerous if there is no tent, so okay, let’s go back to the city!!”

“Bbb … Bb … Bu” not to mention the stuttering continuing, Mr. Chairman cut the speaks again: “Okay okay, knock it off, it’s going to be dark, let’s go !!!”

Arriving in City: “Where’s the tent? Move on to put it back on the car and just go back to the mountain!!” command chairman.

“Bb .. .. Bbbu Bbbuuut…I..III…”
“What else!!??” chairman asked
“Bb … but …. I.. I. jj..jus..jusstt.. Kkk…KIDDING .. SIR …”

The sex workers holding $300 run with money still in hand, while the man tried to put on pants and shirt, and chase the woman who had been invited. The thick smoke finally separated them.
The man tried to find, but did not find it and decided to get out. At the door he ran into a firefighter.
“Did you see a beautiful woman with a transparent blue dress and her hands clasped $300 money,?”
“No,” said a fireman.
“If you meet her, just use her anyway, I’ve already paid anyway.”

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Then the lion went, until the Lion in the jungle to meet with a bunch of Wolf,
“Auuuuuummm, hi sly Wolves, who was most feared in the forest?”
Wolf also said, “Of course you are the host, my Lion”.

With one leap the Lions went into the woods. The Lions then meet again with a big elephant and fat. “Auuuuumm, O Elephant ugly nose, whom is the most powerful in the forest?”

The Elephant silent ignoring the Lion, and the Lion angrily asked again,
“Hey Elephant Shit, … who is the most powerful …..”,
The Lions have not finished asking, the elephant ran towards the Lion and the Lion ruthlessly trampled underfoot so battered, after which the elephant back to its original place.

Staggering gait in battered the Lions with a broken and stutter and said:
“If you do not know the answer, do not that angry please…”

Ali see a specialist genitals Doctor. He said: “Doc, I have a problem, but Doc, you must first promise not to laugh later, ok?”

“No worries, … I promise not to laugh at you. That violates the oath of medicine.” , the doctor replied it simply.

Ali immediately lowered his pants, his dick was very small and thin, perhaps only like a diameter of a pencil.

Seeing the dick only like that, the Doctor can not take his laughter, he was laughing so hard … for the first time he saw such a small dick.

About five minutes before he could control his emotions: “Sorry Sir, I let it slip … I promise not to laugh again. Well, now what’s your problem?” said the doctor, struggling to hide the rest of his laughter.

Ali Speaking in a tone of sadness: “My Birds (read:dick) have been like this swelling for three days …..”

After heard the complaints of Ali, .. The doctor started to laugh while rolling and rolling on the floor … and the Doctor was no way but to violate the oath of doctor.

Actually there is no problem, just every time the father and mother would like to sleep, they are playing as if a mouse and cat, because they want to wait till Indra to sleep. To ascertain whether Indra has slept or not, they test it by just call Indra. If Indra responded that means he is not sleeping, when Indra was silent means he has slept, means safe for action (read: sex).

One night they were in the mood for action (read: sex), they saw that the Indra was asleep. So the father tried to call for testing.
Father: “Indra?!”
Indra: “Yes, dad?”

Wow, Indra was not asleep. They had to wait. Half an hour later, the mother turns to try testing again.
MOM: “Indra?!!!”
Indra: “Well, mom?”

Indra: “Crazy, he hasn’t sleep yetl!”(the father grumbled to himself so annoyed in his heart)
They had to wait again. Half an hour tested again, Indra was still awake, too. Many times it always like that. Finally the father-mother ran out of patience, Indra suddenly really been awaken by his own parents and scolding their own son all out. Indra was crying and upset because he does not know what is the problem.

Morning at school, Indra complained to the teacher that been scolded last night which endless ribbing by his parents. The teacher asked what happened, Indra explained everything, Teacher seemed to catch what was going on, so then the teacher advised Indra, “Indra, when it’s night over at 10 pm Indra must asleep, and if the father / mother call you, Indra should not answer, Just pretend you didn’t hear anything.”, the teacher advised to Indra like that.

That night, Indra followed the advice of teachers. Indra been called several times but Indra had no answer, Indra was heard the call because he was not asleep. But for fear of being scolded again, then Indra said nothing and kept silent. Father-mother agreed that Indra was asleep. They also agreed to start the game (read: sex) and then they turned off the lights. Indra was afraid of the dark, but he also feared being scolded so he remained silent.

The game was so fun. Stir. Exciting. Amazing. Until Indra was also surprised because the bed kept rocking harder and faster, but he remained silent.

Until finally they had to reach the top of the game. (read: orgasm / ejaculation)
Father : “Ohhhh….., I want to come out” (said the father while shaking)
Mom: “Dadddddd, I… alsoooo wantttt to come out” (Mother said)
Then Indra scared and he shouted: “I WANT TO FOLLOW TOO!!! I DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE IN A DARK ROOM !!!”

The guide: “Ladies and gentlemen, this cow from New Zealand is very strong 5 times a day having sex.”

The Mothers bumped her own husband: “You See … 5 times a day, can you do that …?”

The guide: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is a more stronger Australian cow, a day can have 10 times sex.”

The wives bumped husband again: “You see, sir? …. Can you imagine? 10 times a day, isn’t it great???”

Fathers became hot and asked the guide: “Sir … it is 10 times having sex with the same females or what …?”

The guide: “Yes … of course with various different females”

Gentlemen: “You See? Mom? …… with various different females, can I do that…?”

“Oh yeah? Why?”, asked his friend.

“I’m acquaintances with a cute and hot girl in the cafe yesterday, then I went to her home, she invite me to do sex, but we just opened our clothes, suddenly her husband back home. I startled and jumped straight into the bedroom window hiding draped over the window with my finger.”

“Shit, you are so fucked up”, his friend said.

“Yeah, but it was nothing”, continued the guy

When I saw her husband entered the room and saw his wife, he said “Wow .. you’ve happened to naked, I want to take a pee first”.

“Then, you know, the bloody filthy husband piss right through the window hit my head.

“Oh my God!” , his friend shaking head, “No wonder you are really upset like a crazy!”

“Yeah, but that’s not what makes me really upset”

“After that, I listened to them having sex. After they had finished, her husband throw out condom out the window, falling right onto my head!”

“Damn, you are definitely fucked up!”, said his friend.

“I haven’t finished, which makes me much more upset, when her husband wanted to take a shit, the toilet was broken, so he pooped while squatting on the edge of the window, right above my head!”

“Well .. well, you are completely tremendously shit and fucked up. I have no words to say that you are really unlucky and fucking you out of the way”, said his friend.

“Yeah … yeah … but you know, those are nothing … … there is one more thing that really makes me really angry and upset!! I am really MAD AND I WANT TO GO REALLY CRAZY! When I looked down, my leg was just 20 centimeter distance from the ground ….. !!!!!”

One day the wife of the officer insisted want to come jogging with him.

Even though her husband tried in every way to stop, his wife still insisted. Her husband no way to refuse her and make him nervous and anxiety because he thought it would have been a war with his wife if the bitch girl yell and shouting at the husband. He knew that his wife would not believe that it was just a joke only.

Sure enough, when the husband and wife were jogging alongside the road approaching the sex workers have been standing there and waiting. The husband tried to avoid the gaze of the bitch and keep running trying to bypass her without notice.

The officer was pleased there was no incident, but the bitch girl suddenly laughingly shouted: “You see, that is the girl that you can get with only 5 dollars !!!!”

Next is the 14 type or shapes of BREAST or BOOBS Make sure you point out what is the perfect breast for you.

1. (o)(o)  = perfect breasts

2. ( + )( + )  = fake silicone breasts

3. (*)(*) =  high nipple breasts

4. (@)(@)  = big nipple breasts (you know who you are)

5. o o  = a cups

6. { O }{ O }  = d cups

7. (oYo) =  wonder bra breasts

8. ( ^)( ^) = cold breasts

9. (o)(O) = lopsided breasts

10. (Q)(Q) = pierced breasts

11. (p)(p) =  breasts w/hanging tassels

12. (o: )(o) = bitten by a vampire breasts

13. \o/\o/ = Grandma’s breasts

14. ( – )( – ) = flat against the shower door breasts

While walking home after school, and Andrew and Mathew saw a herd of cows. “Andrew, how many legs do a cow has?”, Mathew asked. “Well, obviously FOUR!”, Andrew answered.

“If two?” Mathew asked.

“If two, then it’s a disabled or flawed cow.”, said Andrew.

“False, if the cows two, then the legs should be eight, FOOL !!”

A Flirtatious mother reported to the police station, because of her missing wallet was taken away by pickpocket. The mother tearfully admitted losing money for 1000 Dollars.

“He stole all my money, everything.”, said the woman.
“Where did you put your money?”, asked the police.
“Here, in the folds of my skirt”, she said, pointing to the stomach, where the money saved.
“Don’t you feel the time the pickpocket fingered and put his hand?”, asked the police again.

While continuing to squeeze the fingers of the woman, she replied:
“I knew it and I felt it, but I didn’t think that he had such a bad purpose!!”

A pair of lovers who will get married trying to beautify themselves and increase self-confidence to face the partner.

The man who has problems with his foot odor (bad smell) asked his father’s advice. His father’s advice is to always use to socks even in bed.

The woman who apparently suffered from breath’s bad smell asked advice on her parents

, and she given advice: “If you wake up, do not directly speak. Try not to talk at all, go straight to the shower room and brush your teeth.”

The first week married, they both do the advices, and seemed to be very well. However, one day the man realized that his socks was off and he was looking for it under a bed, he was afraid his wife will find that he got a bad smell feet.

The wife also woke up and without brushing her teeth, unconsciously she asked loudly: “What are you doing, Darling?”

Suddenly, the husband said with a spontaneously: “Oh dear, apparently my socks swallowed in your mouth, huh?”

One night the train was passing through the intersection hit a car. The carriage latch guards brought to a justice. In the court, the carriage latch guard insisted that he had warned the car by swinging flashlight toward the car again and again for almost a minute. Even he stand up and demonstrating how the flashlight is swung.

Eventually he was released from punishment. His lawyer immediately praised him for the demonstration at the court convinced the judge that he had acted properly.

“Phew….I was very excited as hell last time I did the demo.”, said the guard.

“Why?”, asked the lawyer.

“I was terrified … What if the judge asked me when swinging the light back and forth, was there any flame or light on !!!”, answered the latch guard with a bit shaky

Thanks to the master of cookery named “Boris”, received worked as a chef in the United States Aircraft Carrier. But the soldiers who are all Caucasians are always making fun with this “Boris” Asian origin, always disturb and idly him any time.

Sometimes, when cooking, the Caucasians turn off the light, or hide the blender.

But then, the soldiers felt sorry for the Boris Chef. They then came to him and said, “Sorry we have been toying with you. We promise not to do it again …”

Then Boris Replying ….

Boris: “You promise not to turn off the light again?”

Soldier: “Promise…!!”

Boris: “Promise not to hide the blender again?”

Soldier: “Promise..”

Boris: “Fine…. I also promise not to urinating (read: peeing) on your food again.”