Then the lion went, until the Lion in the jungle to meet with a bunch of Wolf,
“Auuuuuummm, hi sly Wolves, who was most feared in the forest?”
Wolf also said, “Of course you are the host, my Lion”.

With one leap the Lions went into the woods. The Lions then meet again with a big elephant and fat. “Auuuuumm, O Elephant ugly nose, whom is the most powerful in the forest?”

The Elephant silent ignoring the Lion, and the Lion angrily asked again,
“Hey Elephant Shit, … who is the most powerful …..”,
The Lions have not finished asking, the elephant ran towards the Lion and the Lion ruthlessly trampled underfoot so battered, after which the elephant back to its original place.

Staggering gait in battered the Lions with a broken and stutter and said:
“If you do not know the answer, do not that angry please…”

“Oh yeah? Why?”, asked his friend.

“I’m acquaintances with a cute and hot girl in the cafe yesterday, then I went to her home, she invite me to do sex, but we just opened our clothes, suddenly her husband back home. I startled and jumped straight into the bedroom window hiding draped over the window with my finger.”

“Shit, you are so fucked up”, his friend said.

“Yeah, but it was nothing”, continued the guy

When I saw her husband entered the room and saw his wife, he said “Wow .. you’ve happened to naked, I want to take a pee first”.

“Then, you know, the bloody filthy husband piss right through the window hit my head.

“Oh my God!” , his friend shaking head, “No wonder you are really upset like a crazy!”

“Yeah, but that’s not what makes me really upset”

“After that, I listened to them having sex. After they had finished, her husband throw out condom out the window, falling right onto my head!”

“Damn, you are definitely fucked up!”, said his friend.

“I haven’t finished, which makes me much more upset, when her husband wanted to take a shit, the toilet was broken, so he pooped while squatting on the edge of the window, right above my head!”

“Well .. well, you are completely tremendously shit and fucked up. I have no words to say that you are really unlucky and fucking you out of the way”, said his friend.

“Yeah … yeah … but you know, those are nothing … … there is one more thing that really makes me really angry and upset!! I am really MAD AND I WANT TO GO REALLY CRAZY! When I looked down, my leg was just 20 centimeter distance from the ground ….. !!!!!”

God gave us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear and two eyes to see. But why God only gave us a piece of heart? Because God has given us another piece of liver to someone looking for us. That is Love.

There are 2 drops of tears flowing in a river. One bead of tear greeted the other one tear: “I am the tear of a girl who loves a man but has been lost him. Who you are?”. The second tear drop answered: “I am the tear of a man who regrets letting a girl who loves me, and just went away.”

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1. Outgoing personality: Rare in the same place!! Always traveling.

2. Great presentation skills: Clever to bullshit.

3. Good communication skills: Always chatting, chat in here and chat in there.

4. Works first!: Confused thinking about soul mate couple.

5. Active socially: Like to finish eat other people’s food

6. Independent worker: busy themselves, other people does not know what he/she is working.

7. Quick thinking: Clever giving a course

8. Careful thinker: Can not take a decision

9. Good thinker for difficult jobs: Get success because of others hard works.

10. Good leadership: The voice is too loud.

11. Good judgment: Always lucky.

12. Good sense of humor: Have a lot of stock of porn humors.

13. Career minded: Love to say bad things of other peoples work.

14. Loyal: Can not get jobs in other companies.

15. Great value of company: Come to office in a sharp time.

16. Good credibility: Always in deb! Credit card collector.

17. Private company employee: Clever to find a place and time to sleep.

18. Wide knowledge: Always browsing !! Always downloading…!!

19. Open minded: Love to spy other’s people email.

20. Efficient worker: Chasing on money efficiency.

21. Good team work: Fast in making team … if there is a lot of work to do.

22. Potential worker: Always looking for jobs !!

23. Entrepreneurship minded: The mind cannot be managed!! Always want to work by himself.

24. Key person: Holding office’s key … like to work overtime.

25. Good vision: Have a lot of stock of porn images.

26. Good listener: Like to gossip, like to over-listening somebody’s conversation.

27. Problem solver: The right problem to be mad with if there is a problem.

28. Good emotional intelligence: Solving problems by rattling and angry.

29. High intelligence quotient: The intelligence is not clear.

30. Good management: Have an assistant, consultant and outsource.

So, what would you choose? I would prefer No. 1 !! Outgoing personality, so that nobody knows how I work and what I would do outside of the office !! Yeah !!