Today I will be happy

A new husband just married about 3 months reporting to prosecutors about his wife because his bird (read: dick) fried by his own wife.

Husband: Sir, I would like to report my wife
Lawyer: What happen to your wife?
Husband: My wife just fry my bird (my dick?) !!

On the next day the wife called by the prosecutor to asked for her information….

Lawyer: I have been reported from your husband
Wife: Reported about what?
Lawyer: Why did you fry your husband bird?
Wife: Think about it, the raw bird is delicious then the well-done cooked must be more delicious !!!!

Comment: What is it ? It must dick !!! a Cock !! than it should say it’s feel GOOD !!

P.S.: “Be careful who have married, hehehehe”