Girls according to computers and information technology jargon

Maybe this is useful in this computerization era and information technology.

HARD-DISK GIRLS
This kind of girl will remember everything, FOREVER.

RAM GIRLS
This kind of girl will immediately forget about you, whenever you separate with her.

WINDOWS GIRLS
All know that this kind of girl can not anything correctly, but we can not live without her.

SCREEN SAVER GIRLS
This kind of girl is great only for fun.

INTERNET GIRLS
Usually already been accessed, and easy to get break up (Disconnected).

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy whenever we want her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
This kind of girls can make bad things becomes beautiful.

E-MAIL GIRLS
Every 10 sentences she said, 8 sentences are lies

LINUX GIRLS
This kind of girls we can do whatever we want.  We can install whatever programs we want, without any costs.  We can or we can learn to break her heart, break brain, break her organs, whenever we want, without any harms.  We can let her do whatever we want, we can do everything without any costs.  It’s open source so we can see anything about her without asking, or without steal it, or without hack it, just need to download it (heart, brain, bones, organs, sex organs…… !!!???).  Of course….everything is FREE…Usually we call this girl….it’s close to a BITCH, but not really….Maybe we can call it watching girls in porn movies and masturbate with sex toys? But still not that real….So we can call it up to a “Dream girls”.  The girls that any guys ever want in the WORLD

VIRUS GIRLS
This kind of girl if we don’t want her, she will come.  She will “install” herself and using all available sources.  If we struggling to “un-install”, we will lose everything.  If we don’t want to struggling to “un-install”, then we also lose again….This kind of girl is usually we called…WIFE

But remember that woman are not easy to be pleased. So that woman also need to remember what girls need to do to make guys happy.