Ace Hardware painting
Josep is reading his email, and there is an interesting article about “how to and tricks make new friends (read:flirt or seduce) with women.” One of the way is to start the conversation as follows:
Guy: “Sorry, pardon. Do you have a screwdriver?”
Girl: “Ha? What? No..”
Guy: “But, if a mobile phone number, sure you have it, right?”
…..
And the hot conversation goes on…
Ok, that was one of the way, which finally Josep want to try that “the death flirt suit”
And so, in a park…
Josep: “Sorry, pardon me. Do you have a screwdriver?”
Girl: “Yes I have….Do you want a plus scredriver or minus screwdriver?”
Josep: “Eh ?? … hm … I just want a minus screwdriver. But what about if a hammer, do you have it?”
Girl: “I have it to…here you go…”
Josep: “(Damn…)?? But if a english key, you have it? (with the full expectation that the girl would say, “NO”)
Girl: “OOhh…that one I have it too…From the size 10 to 20, which want do you want?
Josep: “(Jesus Christ…!) DAMN…! FUCK….Just to the point, lady. Do you have a mobile phone number?”
Girl: “OOhh…here you go…. (while passing the name card and brochures of Ace Hardware). If you need tools, please contact me. I am a Sales at Ace Hardware company, the most complete Central Tools. It’s the Ace Hardware !!”
Josep: “….well…bad luck…” (while Josep went away with bowed sluggishly)
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