
husband store in new york city
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.
Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”
The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.
The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. However, this is such a trap. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.
So then, a girl go to the “husband store” to find a husband…
On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor has a job and obey to the God.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.
On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God and love with children.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.
On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children and very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.
So that she arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children, very handsome and love to help to do household chores.”
The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”
And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children, very handsome, love to help to do household chores, and have a romantic taste.”
She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:
“You are a visitor 4.363.012. There are no men on this floor. This floor in merely only for an evidence for women who have never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’. Be careful when you out of the store and have a nice day for you.”
To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.
The first floor got wives that love sex.
The second floor got wives that love sex and have a lot of money
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited, ever.
P.S. 1: Comment this post if you are a woman that can accept reality and facts…
P.S. 2: Comment this post if you are a man who feels or admit that have a woman that can accept reality and facts…
P.S. 3: Tell your friend for men about this post just for jokes and for women who can accept reality and facts…
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You are so silly, don’t make a woman very bad like that !!
Said it before and I’ll say it again, ain’t NYC grand =)
NYC grand ain’t good? Well, then maybe San Fransisco if you prefer…
Hey, I could really see this concept taking off… Anyone with New York real estate want to open this business? Honestly, I bet it would be extremely popular – and so would the husband store across the street.
this is so funny we posted this to our face book page…thanks for the laugh…really enjoyed this
this is so funny we added it to facebook …we actually had a good chuckle with this….we are amazing creatures are we not? hi candace i am sure it would do well…but who would they get to be the men…are they not all taken?
OMG, I think I would have stopped at the floor with the husband that liked to do household chores. I really need one of those. My husband takes out the trash. I guess that is helping with them, but I want more. (See, NEVER satisfied!)