“I was really really upset!”

“Oh yeah? Why?”, asked his friend.

“I’m acquaintances with a cute and hot girl in the cafe yesterday, then I went to her home, she invite me to do sex, but we just opened our clothes, suddenly her husband back home. I startled and jumped straight into the bedroom window hiding draped over the window with my finger.”

“Shit, you are so fucked up”, his friend said.

“Yeah, but it was nothing”, continued the guy

When I saw her husband entered the room and saw his wife, he said “Wow .. you’ve happened to naked, I want to take a pee first”.

“Then, you know, the bloody filthy husband piss right through the window hit my head.

“Oh my God!” , his friend shaking head, “No wonder you are really upset like a crazy!”

“Yeah, but that’s not what makes me really upset”

“After that, I listened to them having sex. After they had finished, her husband throw out condom out the window, falling right onto my head!”

“Damn, you are definitely fucked up!”, said his friend.

“I haven’t finished, which makes me much more upset, when her husband wanted to take a shit, the toilet was broken, so he pooped while squatting on the edge of the window, right above my head!”

“Well .. well, you are completely tremendously shit and fucked up. I have no words to say that you are really unlucky and fucking you out of the way”, said his friend.

“Yeah … yeah … but you know, those are nothing … … there is one more thing that really makes me really angry and upset!! I am really MAD AND I WANT TO GO REALLY CRAZY! When I looked down, my leg was just 20 centimeter distance from the ground ….. !!!!!”