feces/crap/shit shaped bread

Once a day Mr. Pandir walk pass an alley which obscure and a bit dark when he is on the way to go home.

In the middle of the way he almost step on human’s feces/excrement/shit/crap which is still hot and new. But he is not sure whether it is really a crap or not. Because he is curious, Mr. Pandir take a decision to observe more the crap more closely, then he said, “the shape is like a crap.”

Then he grasp that crap, then he said, “it’s soft….like a crap.”

Then he dab a bit the crap, and smell it, then he said, “the smell like a crap.”

But Mr. Pandir still not sure and curious, he then take another decision to lick it a bit that crap.

After he licked it, he then yell out… “IT’S A REAL CRAP !!”

“I WAS TOO LUCKY TO NOT STEP ON IT!!!”

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