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Taekwondo or Judo or Boxing are bullshit and useless

You can do anything in an elevator. What’s more? A prisoner looking for money but he ended up want for a sex. Ok, again, enough with introduction of last posts. Now come to the real story…. :-)

In a bar, a small body young man was relaxed sitting enjoying beers.  Suddenly a hoodlum (a bad guy who like to bully people) approach to the young man and directly kick hardly to him, “Ciaaaaa! Hiiiat!”. The young man headfirst fall from his chair.  When he got up, the hoodlum said with the arrogant, “That is a TAEKWONDO from KOREA.” Because scared, the young man does not respond anything.  He then return to his seat.

Model - Bar Refaeli

Model - Bar Refaeli

But not long after that, that hoodlum back approach and kiss slam the young man, “GUBRAKKKK!” The young man again fall and when he got up, the hoodlum said, “That is JUDO from JAPAN.” The young man again does not reply and does not respond anything.  Slowly he then returned to sit.

Not long after that, the bad guy slap butt punch the young man, “BUGGGG!” The young man fall again, the hoodlum man said, “That is BOXING from America !!” The young man aware that his mouth began to blood.  He then got up and but this time he did not back to his chair.  Slowly by slowly he out of bar.

Not long after that, the young man enter the bar again and approach to the hoodlum bad guy.  Without saying anything more he directly hit the hoodlum, “Bleeetok…!”

The bad hoodlum man fall and faint.  The young man want to give explanation to the hoodlum guy, but he is sober and become unconscious. The young man approach to the bar owner and said,

“Sir, when this fucking hoodlum get up, please tell him that that was a crowbar I found on the bar’s warehouse!!”

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