What a kiss or osculation meaning according to Lecturers

kiss_definition_by_lecturers

Physics Lecturer:
Kissing is a style of pulling between two mouth where the distance between one point with another point is zero.

Chemistry Lecturer:
Kissing is a reaction due to the interaction from the compound which is issued by two hearts.

Microbiology Lecturer:
Kissing is the exchange of bacteria unisexual in saliva.

Biology Lecturer:
Kissing is the combination of two muscle orbicularis in contraction.

Economy Lecturer:
Kissing is something in which request/demand is more than the offers.
Statistics Lecturer:
Kissing is the incident in which the opportunities can be dependent from the following statistic numbers: 36-24-36.

Engineering Lecturer:
Kiss? What is that ..?

Electro Lecturer:
Kissing is a meeting between the ion positive and negative which results a weak flow becoming a strong flow.

Medical Lecturer:
Kissing is the process of physical diagnostics in which directly make the blood flow to the reproductive organs is increasing.

Psychology Lecturer:
Kissing is the process of inspiration patterns of someone’s thought to know something about what a pleasure is.

Computer Programmer Lecturer:
If kiss >= Hot then
“Go to the bed room”
else
“Go to bathroom”
end

Arts Lecturer:
Kissing is something beautiful when enjoyed together.

Sport Lecturer:
If kissing is a hot category, then it is the same amount of calories to burnt to run hie (brisk walking).

Political Lecturer (Science of Conflict Transformation):
Kissing is the ability to transform conflict’s frictions from two different groups so that can produce something positive (win solution: “all happy, all comfortable, all floating … (all through))”.

Mathematic Lecturer (Possibility theory):
Kissing is a gambling. You kiss right now, then waiting for replies, and then you got slap or you also got kiss.

Sport Lecturer (Again):
Kissing is something stretching and heating for a something heavyweight “sports…”

Manliness Lecturer:
Kissing is the right which is owned by a person in a couple in which their relation has been approved by the state based on applied Legals and Laws.

Faculty of Language Lecturer:
Kissing is coming from base word of “Kiss” which ending with “ing..”, which is kissing.

Sexiology Lecturer:
Kissing is a technique of stimulus and heating (foreplay) where in this stage touching the excitement points/spots throughout the body…

According to the son of a Lecturer:
Kissing is a friend of killy, kiddo, kiko…Can also mean already conscious from unconscious.