Internet addiction - Request time out

From the results of the survey on the occurrence of signs which concluded as addicted on internet are:

1. The wedding’s gift (which is usually gold wedding ring) which you requested on the wedding day is a set of a computer and modem. Cash !!

2. The bell in your home, the message is: “Click here to continue”.

3. The bathroom door is written a message: “This site contains adult material, please verify your age”.

4. You asked a post officer delivery while delivering christmas card whether there is a NEW EMAIL for you.

5. Your dream when you are sleeping always beginning with “http://www.”

6. You are using search engine website like google or yahoo or msn to find your child who already three days didn’t go back home.

7. When you receive a wrong number telephone, you said: “Unable to locate your server!”

8. Your children has been given name “Joko.gov” so that in the future, soon he will be the country’s civilian employees.

For a girl, you named it “Susy.org” so that in the future she will be materialistic. (the person who love material things, like money, cars, etc.)

And also for the next boy, you named it “Anton.edu” so soon he will be an eternal student.

9. Your snore sound when you are sleeping is exactly like the voice of modem when handshaking connection.

10. You are difficult to moving your fingers because you are already online for 36 hours. (Bloody Insane !!)

11. You already watched the movie called “The net” for 63 times.

12. When your car plow another car on around the street corner, the first button you are looking for is “UNDO”.

13. Your wife put her wig on the top of your monitor to remind your face.

14. You gave your children name Eudora, Netscape and MiRC. And if you are more democracy (not monopolistic, like Microsoft?) you will give your child named “Linux”.

15. You are introducing yourself as “youremail@yourdomain.com”

16. You made a tattoo on your body that says: “This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 6.0 or higher.”

17. You will access “http://www.xxx.com” when bored with your love partner

18. You leave the queue for the train ticket and you said: “Request time out!”

19. When your life having a depression, you will be feel very regret that why your body is not equipped with the “Ctrl + Alt + Del” buttons?

20. The one who reading this post from point 1 to 19 above until finish, it’s obviously also not an internet addicted….

Hehehe…You got fooled !!

(Just kidding…)