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Why a girl should call a guy a BASTARD man or a man WHORESON

foreshore in beach having car sex

foreshore in beach having car sex

A girl aged about 20 go to meet with Dr. Tommy, a psychology scientist.

Girl: “Doctor, I am extremely angry with my boyfriend so that I call him a bastard (man whoreson). Sometimes what he does is really cross a line and unreasonable. And sometimes I feel that he is really should be called like that.”

Doctor: “Hmm.. a calling like that certainly also cross a line for a man, it’s quite rude .. But, maybe you have your own reasons so that you think that he should be called like that. Tell me what it is so that I can help you..”

Girl: “Yes, there is story.. once in a night, we were together in a car on foreshore of a once beach. He then holding my hand.

The Doctor then hold the girl’s hand and said: “He hold your hand like this?” Dr. Tommy giving her an example.

Girl: “Yes, exactly.”

Doctor: “If only like this, he should not be called like a bastard or man whoreson, right? That means he doesn’t want to part with you…”

Girl: “Then he closed up to my body and then he hug me…”

The Doctor hug the girl and then said: “He hug you like this?”

Girl: “Yes, exactly.”

Doctor: “It’s not a bastard, that means he wants to be with you forever.”

Girl: “Then he kissed me…”

The Doctor kissed the girl and then said: “He kissed you like this?”

Girl: “Yes, exactly. The same way as he kissed me.”

Doctor: “If only simply kissed you like this, should not be called as a bastard or man whoreson, that means he loves you, right?”

Girl: “Then he put his hand into my dress and then groping and grab my breast, Doctor…”

The Doctor then also put his hand into the girl’s dress and grab her boobs and said: “he did it like this?”

Girl: “Yes, exactly what Doctor just did it to me…”

Doctor: “It’s not a bastard, that means he wants to care about you …

Girl: “Then he put off all my dresses one by one…”

Doctor: “Did you argue about it and deny it?”

Girl: “No, I gave it up because I love him…

The Doctor then put off all of the girl’s cloths and said: “He put off all of your cloths like this?”

Girl: “Yes, I was completely naked like this, Doctor…”

Doctor: “That’s still should not call him a bastard or man whoreson, because actually he really wants to perfectly know about you.”

Girl: “Then he made love with me and have a sexual relationship with me, Doc…”

The Doctor then made love with the girl and said : “He did it like what we just did?”

Girl: “Yes, indeed he did like that at that time.”

Doctor: “That is also absolutely should not called him such a bastard or a whoreson. That means he really needs you !!

Girl: “But then finally he told me that actually he’s got AIDS

Doctor: “HAH ??!! OH SHIIIT, an Asshole !!”

“He is really …. a real BASTARD !! “

“.. BASTAAAARD !!!!! A MAN WHORESON”

“YOU FUCKING BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD !!!!!”

“….. FUCKING ASSHOOOOOOOLE !!!”
Then….all the workers in the hospital/clinic astonished with the yelling..

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