husband programmer fighting with wife

Before deciding to married with IT guys, please consider it thoroughly and don’t regret it later. So that please pay attention carefully the following conversation between a wife and a husband, which is a Software Engineer:
Husband: (Get home late from office) Good night darling, I am now logged in
Wife: Do you bring the souviners that I asked you?
Husband: Bad command or filename

Wife: But I already told you this morning!
Husband: Syntax error. Abort?

Wife: Then, how about to buy a new television?
Husband: Variable not found…

Wife: Ok then, if that so, I want your credit card. I would like to go shop alone.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied…

Wife: Do you love computer more than me? Or you just play joke with me?
Husband: Too many parameters…

Wife: It’s a big mistake to married with an idiot person like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It’s by default

Wife: How about your wages?
Husband: File in use … Please try again later.

Wife: If that so, what is my position in this family !!!???
Husband: Unknown virus…

Hahahaha !!